Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
We're a notorious couple of cats
As knockabout clowns, quick change
comedians
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats
We have an extensive reputation
We make our home in Victoria Grove
That is merely our center of operation
For we are incurably given to rove
We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens
In Launceston Place and in Kensington
Square
We have really a little more reputation
Than a couple of cats can very well
bear
If the area window is found ajar
Or the basement looks like a field
of war
If a tile or two comes loose on the
roof
Which presently fails to be waterproof
If the drawers are pulled out from bedroom
chests
And you can't find one of your winter
vests
If after supper one of the girls
Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls
Then the family will say, "It's that
horrible cat!
"It was Mungojerrie" "Or Rumpleteazer!"
And most of the time they leave it
at that
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a
very unusual gift of the gab
We are highly efficient cat burglars
as well
And remarkably smart at the smash and
grab
We make our home in Victoria Grove
We have no regular occupation
We are plausible fellows who like to
engage
A friendly policeman in conversation
When the family assembles for Sunday
dinner
Their minds made up that they won't
get thinner
On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens
Then the cook will appear from behind
the scenes
And say in a voice that is broken with
sorrow
"I'm afraid you must wait and have
dinner tomorrow
For the joint has gone from the oven
like that!"
Then the family will say, "It's that
horrible cat!
"It was Mungojerrie" "Or Rumpleteazer!"
And most of the time they leave it
at that
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
have a wonderful way of working together
And some of the time you would say
it was luck
And some of the time you would say
it was weather
We go through the house like a hurricane
And no sober person could take his
oath
Was it Mungojerrie? Or Rumpleteazer?
Or could you have sworn that it mightn't
be both?
And when you hear a dining room smash
Or up from the pantry there comes a
loud crash
Or down from the library there comes
a loud ping
From a vase that was commonly said
to be Ming
Then the family will say: "Now which
was which cat?
It was Mungojerrie *AND* Rumpleteazer!"
And there's nothing at all to be done
about that!
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